Topic: uncyclopedia's pisstake on curry

[goncalo]

Curry

Curry houses, like this one at the end of my street, are a proud part of the British establishment.

Curry is a hot and spicy sauce-based dish that was originally invented in Britain. Along with Spaghetti Bolognaise and Chinese Food, it is one of many British dishes that have become a part of Global cuisine. Today it is enjoyed around the world.

There are many kinds of curry, and choosing the right one can often be a confusing and stressful experience.


Korma

Korma comes from the Indian 'kurma' which means 'for her'. Korma was designed for women who were constantly getting taken on dates to curry houses by their spicy food-loving boyfriends. Experienced curry eaters would advise against ordering korma if you are a man, as it is comparable to ordering a J2O in a rough pub. The only exception is when it's part of an all you can eat buffet, where it's essential that you try everything (after all, it's costing you an entire

[Peripatetic Phil]

Brilliant.  "I wish I had written that, Oscar".  "You will, Phil, you will ...".
** Phil.

[Stephen Lindsay]

There's only one thing worse than being talked about....

[broski]

 ;D ;D ;D brillaint mate- FLMAO at that...superb

[goncalo]

glad you enjoyed it  ;D

[Aussie Mick]

FANTASTIC.....

With your permission mate, I will print this out and display it in our restaurant...... ;D ;D

[goncalo]

FANTASTIC.....

With your permission mate, I will print this out and display it in our restaurant...... ;D ;D

I actually stole it from a public encyclopedia called "the uncyclopedia", so feel free; but be careful with the Korma as it may backfire (c.f: controversy with Cadbury/Yorkie chocolate with their "not for girls" slogan). Original link here. The license of distribution says:

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[Aussie Mick]

Thanks for putting this on mate.

Just found it on "uncyclopedia" I'm knicking it....haha

[goncalo]

Thanks for putting this on mate.

Just found it on "uncyclopedia" I'm knicking it....haha

Glad you enjoyed Mick ;-)