Well, the explanation of "TN" came as something of a surprise. As a former resident of Royal Tunbridge Wells (postcode TN12 9SZ) I immediately assumed that you were also from Beau Nash's former parading ground. It came as more than a little of a surprise to discover that you come, in fact. from somewhere roughly 4500 miles away ! Anyhow, welcome aboard, and here's hoping your stay will be a long and pleasant one.