Topic: The elusive donner

[Vindaloo-crazy]

You can almost feel imminent death when you eat one, there's something sick and wrong with it. 

[Stephen Lindsay]

I can remember waking up after one drunken night out and wondering what this waxy stuff was that was all over my shoes - it was fat that had dripped off the kebab and solidified onto my shoes.

[Malc.]

So what your saying then, is buy a Donner Kebab not only will it keep you quiet for 10 minutes whilst you drunkenly devour it whilst stumbling home, but it will also waterproof your shoes for you I the process.

....yes I think I can see the benefits in that, or is it, when i'm drunk I my rationale and common sense, goes out the window. ;D

[Stephen Lindsay]

all of the above Axe plus the added benefit of clogging up your arteries and keeping health workers in a job  :

having said that I'm gonna give this recipe a go!!

[Vindaloo-crazy]

I'm going to re-test this recipe next weekend by drinking 15 pints of real ale, walking 3 miles and then arriving home with a road cone and someone's garden gnome, if it tastes as good as it did last time then it's perfect.

[Malc.]

I'm going to re-test this recipe next weekend by drinking 15 pints of real ale, walking 3 miles and then arriving home with a road cone and someone's garden gnome, if it tastes as good as it did last time then it's perfect.

ROFLMAO, I love this forum!

[Vindaloo-crazy]

I'll let you know how I get on! Care to join me?