Topic: Ordering your curry

[Vindaloo-crazy]

I was told, whilst engaging a waiter in semi inebriate banter in a restaurant in Wallasey, that most people who work in Indian restaurants are Bangladeshi and as a result a word in thei native tongue does wonders for service and presentation. Surprisingly I remembered this the next morning and used it on a good few occasions; every time I did I was greeted with a grin and something incomprehensible spoken back at me. I offer it now to the forum for general use.

"Ami lamb vindaloo chai (rhymes with tie)" It means, "I'd like a lamb vindaloo please". Obviously you can replace it with the curry of your choice.

Enhanced service is guaranteed (if the waiter is Bangladeshi).


Enjoy.