Topic: Uncyclopedia - Curry

[Stephen Lindsay]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Curry

[Peripatetic Phil]

Brilliant : well spotted, Stephen !
** Phil.

[solarsplace]

Thoroughly charming I'm sure!

Rogan Josh

A popular, medium-spiced curry made with tomatoes. Tomato-based curries tend to be the most aggressive when it comes to bowel movements the next day, and rogan josh is no exception. What comes out of your anus that fateful morning will resemble hellfire more than excrement, and the experience has been likened to the feeling of "shitting out Satan himself".

[Razor]

Very very good.  Korma=for her ;D  excellent

[Stephen Lindsay]

glad you like guys I thought it was a hoot!

[Peripatetic Phil]

I don't know whether anyone shares my sense of humour, but I was rummaging around on Uncyclopaedia and looking at some of the images nominated for honours when I came across "Boobies.jpg" ...

[CurryCrazy]

Best I've seen for a long time cheers.  ;D

As for the boobies - what a waist of time that was getting the slacks around the ankles  ;D

Although the one on the left..............No stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peterandjen]

Nice, whilst were on the subject i thought you may find this image enticing......
http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gadgetlab/2009/08/smartmeasure.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/08/smart-measuring-jug-is-digitally-accurate/&usg=__nxazYeJrc9OJiSto6pLJ0KDuAig=&h=337&w=640&sz=64&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gIJfm9yGHbgfJM:&tbnh=146&tbnw=168&ei=nso6Te-rAZKShAfjjomHCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Da%2Bpair%2Bof%2Bjugs%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1503%26bih%3D633%26tbs%3Disch:1%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=98&vpy=363&dur=3242&hovh=163&hovw=310&tx=122&ty=187&oei=nso6Te-rAZKShAfjjomHCg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:0

[Razor]

What about this lovely pair then

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hatchwellantiques.co.uk/images_antique/products/240_1_mid.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hatchwellantiques.co.uk/antique_furniture/default.asp%3Fmcat%3D1%26cat%3D27%26offset%3D10&usg=__h2stwbYJh7jeYG-YvbblxOD9qak=&h=240&w=240&sz=10&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=mlOZ6IKRs-AzyM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=136&ei=Fdw6Tfi-HoOKhQf77YitCg&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpair%2Bof%2Bdoor%2Bknockers%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1276%26bih%3D561%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=143&vpy=77&dur=140&hovh=192&hovw=192&tx=147&ty=106&oei=8Ns6Tbv4Bsa1hAe11amgCg&esq=7&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0

Ray ;D

[peterandjen]

No doubt about it, that is a cracking pair on knockers