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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2011, 09:26 PM »
Ah shull tak that as a sign tae tak a right guid willie-waught! Up yer bawbags an' aw' that keek, eh? :D Haun's across tha sea, Pal, haun's across tha sea...... :P

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You are going to confuse the natives with that kind of talk  ;)

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My grandfather was from Glagow, but alas I am afraid I was not able to make myself understood when I arrived in glasgow back in the 80's to work and asked someone for Sauciehall street!!!! (Sauchiehall street!!!) lol :) But I had the greatest of laughs when I went for my first Indian on that street on our first night, only to be met by what I consider the tallest Indian waiter I have ever met and excuse my language, dark as the ace of spades. He opened the door to five of us and in the broadest Glaswegian accent said, "Alright lads what is it you'll be having??!!" After having fell about laughing we continued to order and ordered 5 naan breads which came out about 3 feet long which we had in the back of the van for about 2 weeks!! lol :)

Ah yes, Those were the day's my friend, Those were the day's, When men were men, and women were glad of it ;D

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2011, 09:40 PM »
Ah shull tak that as a sign tae tak a right guid willie-waught! Up yer bawbags an' aw' that keek, eh? :D Haun's across tha sea, Pal, haun's across tha sea...... :P

Domi
You are going to confuse the natives with that kind of talk  ;)

Les

My grandfather was from Glagow, but alas I am afraid I was not able to make myself understood when I arrived in glasgow back in the 80's to work and asked someone for Sauciehall street!!!! (Sauchiehall street!!!) lol :) But I had the greatest of laughs when I went for my first Indian on that street on our first night, only to be met by what I consider the tallest Indian waiter I have ever met and excuse my language, dark as the ace of spades. He opened the door to five of us and in the broadest Glaswegian accent said, "Alright lads what is it you'll be having??!!" After having fell about laughing we continued to order and ordered 5 naan breads which came out about 3 feet long which we had in the back of the van for about 2 weeks!! lol :)

Ah yes, Those were the day's my friend, Those were the day's, When men were men, and women were glad of it ;D

Les

Thought you were going to say when men were men and so were the women..... :D

Ah shull tak that as a sign tae tak a right guid willie-waught! Up yer bawbags an' aw' that keek, eh? :D Haun's across tha sea, Pal, haun's across tha sea...... :P

Domi
You are going to confuse the natives with that kind of talk  ;)

Les

My grandfather was from Glagow, but alas I am afraid I was not able to make myself understood when I arrived in glasgow back in the 80's to work and asked someone for Sauciehall street!!!! (Sauchiehall street!!!) lol :) But I had the greatest of laughs when I went for my first Indian on that street on our first night, only to be met by what I consider the tallest Indian waiter I have ever met and excuse my language, dark as the ace of spades. He opened the door to five of us and in the broadest Glaswegian accent said, "Alright lads what is it you'll be having??!!" After having fell about laughing we continued to order and ordered 5 naan breads which came out about 3 feet long which we had in the back of the van for about 2 weeks!! lol :)

My husband always laughs at sikhs with a strong Glaswegian accent - I think he expects them to sound like those from It Ain't 'Alf Hot Mum....eeh! you can take the boy out of Huddersfield an' that lol
2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ...one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka ;D


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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2011, 09:56 PM »

Thought you were going to say when men were men and so were the women..... :D

The only difference was that the women used to french plait their pit's, (No...... PIT'S) ;D

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2011, 02:33 PM »
That just made a little bit of sick come up to my mouth, HS :o
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2011, 02:41 PM »
That just made a little bit of sick come up to my mouth, HS :o

Glad I could be of some help Domi ;D Alway's try to help your friends, that's what I say ;)

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2011, 04:11 PM »
With help like that I'll bet you've not got many :D Anyroad, I'm off to trim me hairy bits, they're as long as a muslim's beard!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2011, 04:16 PM »
Happy New Year Folks!!
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2011, 04:26 PM »
I'm off to trim me hairy bits, they're as long as a muslim's beard!

Mind you don't trip over Domi, It does tend to get under your feet ;)

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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2011, 04:45 PM »
I'm afraid this current trend of feminine topiary's not for me. How the heck I'm supposed to lift my gunt, use a razor AND hold a mirror is beyond me.....after my last try out my mimsy looked like a cross between Jackie Stallone and Colonel Gadaffi - after he'd been captured.  >:( <shakes head>

Consider the tone well and truly lowered :D
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Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2011, 05:36 PM »
I'm afraid this current trend of feminine topiary's not for me. How the heck I'm supposed to lift my gunt, use a razor AND hold a mirror is beyond me.....after my last try out my mimsy looked like a cross between Jackie Stallone and Colonel Gadaffi - after he'd been captured.  >:( <shakes head>

Consider the tone well and truly lowered :D

Domi,
Just get a bigger mirror and stand over it While you work, It's not a pretty site, :o but you will get used to it, Just think of it as doing your bit for mankind sort of speak. ;D
I'm sure the tone could get lower, but we are being polite for the sake of the children, (9pm Watershed) ;D
A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush ??? so they say :-\

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