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I'm afraid this current trend of feminine topiary's not for me. How the heck I'm supposed to lift my gunt, use a razor AND hold a mirror is beyond me.....after my last try out my mimsy looked like a cross between Jackie Stallone and Colonel Gadaffi - after he'd been captured. <shakes head>Consider the tone well and truly lowered
I tried squatting over a mirror but 'im indoors came charging in and nearly broke me shoulder though he did say if I'd have fallen down that hole I'd have broken me bleedin' neck....cheek!
The Idea is to get someone to do it for you......
Quote from: 976bar on December 31, 2011, 06:22 PMThe Idea is to get someone to do it for you...... Do you know anyone with a constitution strong enough, a good set of garden shears and forearms like Popeye?